You will love the spyware bear.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

I think concerned ape fixed someone’s save before.

As I suspected, I’m better off just doing the fucking thing myself.

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

The only thing I’ve been cautiously excited for from marvel, because no way home was the only post endgame movie I thought was good.

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

Back into the fiery pit of hell, where it belongs!

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

🎵Piracy is a service problem🎵

Literal toddler shit.

“We don’t have to bake a cake for gay people buuuuuttt you have to show my movie because I want iiiit!!!”

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Executives: “the people want Madame Web”

You know it’s a dick move, because if you treated happiness the same way people would be mad.

Starving child: the aid worker gave me a football! Best day ever!

How can you enjoy this football when there’s people in Philadelphia playing Xbox??

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just block hexbear and save yourself some stress.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.