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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • if educated

    I mean everyone was educated if they were in school after 1947 in the UK, which is where the idiom you use comes from.

    Many British accents drop /h/ as accent is no longer a certain indicator of class, plus, code switching is a thing. I consider myself pretty well educated and will drop my aiches in most contexts except formal.










  • Wrigley’s gum is the chewiest gum

    Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

    Your teeth are bones that live outside

    and hang from your lips like BATS

    OH

    outside bones

    outside bones

    never forget your teeth are outside bones

    and when you’re a kid

    they fall from your head

    and to make it less weird

    we say they’re stolen by a demon

    that your parents knoooooww

    WRIGLEYS!