by my count only Jack Black isn’t of some sort of athletic body type

I was editing an Irish comedy recently which used “yinz” and “yiz” a lot.

not that i play wow but shredders too

Was Zappa against pegging? it’s definitely in a number of his lyrics

“I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
as long as I gets
a little golden shower”

I dont know if it’s a different recipe but you can get Irn Bru in Kroger.

podcasts - behind the bastards, you’re dead to me, no such thing as a fish

The Titantic was designed to stay afloat long enough to allow everyone to disembark in cohorts on life boats to rescue boats and send the lifeboats back for the rest- it was never intended to fit everyone on lifeboats all at once.

It was that a mix of how telephone operators made more money off personal telegrams than ice warnings, and didnt relay the messages, and how nearby possible rescue ships had gone to bed and turned off their radios meant this process didn’t get executed, and how because the iceberg hit the ship, essentially creating a large gash the entire length of the ship, causing the flotation bulwarks to be breached, which is a very rare occurrence, caused so much death.

In Tesla’s case, that much aforethought hasn’t been taken.

I have a 15+ year resume in my field and I struggled to find a job this year. It’s not because of you that finding a job is hard. It’s that job sites are like dating sites: the majority of posts are fake. You should decide on what kind of job you want and approach recruiters in that field - even with, maybe especially with, your requirements, they’ll be able to help you better than clicking auto-apply on LinkedIn.

it also misuses the meme. Top right is meant to ask Andy Samberg to name several examples, to which he is to respond with the name of a taxonomy or hierarchy that contains multiple examples of such.

“type cast” is the casual phrase

in technical acting terms it’s usually referred to as “playing close to self”

scientists said this?

I had to have an operation for that

it is them

you know there are a lot of female spies in real life right?

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

I’m down

18/f/Cali btw

the pink ones are 4chan I think the other two are Tumblr

a man with a hook hand had tried to gain entrance to the car but because she locked the door he couldn’t open it.

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

–Flemming Ramussen, 1988