3rd time’s the charm

You only have so many beats in your heart, don’t waste them all exercising

Right? Big $0 on any pancake

I remember a time before YouTube…it sounds like I will be living that time again

Zevon? Or did I get whooshed?

“That’s not good, I’m not happy”

Allows people the world over?

This is exactly my experience. I’ve worked for four different manufacturing companies in the Midwest. Three of them were multi billion dollar companies. All four of those companies used metric almost exclusively.

Such a stupid misconception that is constantly reposted

Well, you were before you edited your comment

He is the protagonist because the story revolves around him as the main character. I’m not saying you should like the game or the character. Him being the protagonist is independent on whether you like him as a character or the game. Protagonist literally means main character of a story, which he objectively is.

Protagonist doesn’t mean good guy, or smart guy. He’s just the main character.

Right or wrong, calling a person “it” in English is incredibly disrespectful

Do you still snowboard? I’m mid 30s and it gets harder every year

This mfing hot dog comment

It tastes like how stink bugs smell

It’s vile and I’m not sure I hate any food more than cilantro, but I don’t taste soap

The most frustrating thing to me is when I’m with her in person she always has her phone, when I try to call she’s like [what the hell is this ringing thing]

It has been like that for a long time

It makes no sense

As a northerner, I’ve never heard pee-can either. I think it’s a straw man for southerners