Hey I thought I told you…

Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

One step at a time

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn’t happen, OP.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

“Have a nice death, baby”

Lance’s double-finger-point gesture became one of my most deeply-ingrained childhood mannerisms.

Nationalist-christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.

The text of the comment that the link points to is:

“A reminder that Garland was endorsed by the Federalist Society, which is why Obama thought he would be a safe pick for SCOTUS.”

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo