Can you not rent fibre splicing kit where you are. That’s what I’ve done in the UK when I’ve needed fibre installed on my jobs.

I don’t do enough to justify buying all the kit, so this works out better for me.

They used paragliders

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

Don’t worry, they ‘ll sort it so airline tickets are as expensive as train tickets shortly.