I read this, and was sure it was fake. And then I remembered all the shit from the last bunch of years that I read and was sure it was fake and wasn’t… I can’t even guess at reality anymore…

That’s a Costco, they specificially tell you to use any lane and the hose is long enough to reach. That person is just following directions. The stations are built with one way traffic flow and get very busy, it’s not practical to queue for a particular side of the car.

Bananas … Ate them before marathons for more than a decade and now they just taste like 3 hours of suffering.