I know they’re not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Would

A miserable little pile of secrets

Hell yeah I want that Shire life

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

Monitoring and fostering a child’s emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn’t exactly downtime.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

I love this real life Space Dandy reference

But… Pie…

Hey you quit smoking! That’s hard to do. You’ll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!

It’s about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!

Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Fkin love this dog

They post so fast, they appear to be in two places at the same time.

It’s what it’s