On God that bruh’s bussy’s straight bussin’ fr fr.

And just to clarify, it is my understanding that “pretty bussin’ bruh” is quite different than “pretty bussy, bruh”. Correct?

Using a bail bondsman is the exact opposite of spending the bare minimum. It’s basically the equivalent of taking out a payday loan at a check cashing store.

Dude, you are amazing. I was bouncing back and forth between 3 Lemmy apps, but you just sealed the deal with Sync for me. Thanks!

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Jesus Christ that lineup looks like a collection of old folks dressed up after Sunday church about to make some IHOP waitress’s last few hours of her shift a literal hell on Earth.

And apparently he’s listed as 6’3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.

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Lmao his comb over hair must be like a foot long. I would pay good money to see him caught in a heavy downpour.

Lemmy doesn’t have the equivalent of reddit gold, but if any comment ever deserved it, it is this one. What a fucking ghoul.

You can try out https://lemmy.world/post/3763180

That’s where I grabbed my screenshot from and looks like it’s still there, but a few down from the top now.

Good to know, thanks!

Yeah normally you get the full amount of bail back from the court. The 10% fee is what a bondsman charges as interest / risk of your fleeing.

To expand on why this isn’t a good look - bail bondsmen typically charge a non-refundable 10% of bail. So if you’re a former mayor who shit on your own legacy by trying to overthrow the government and your bail is set at $150,000 that means you’re paying a bail bondsman $15,000 that you won’t get back ever. That $15,000 is a fee that they apply in case they need to hire a bounty hunter to drag your delinquent ass to court.

A person usually tries pretty hard to raise bail without paying a bondsman because they don’t want to lose that 10%. So this is basically the equivalent of Giuliani going to a Payday Loans lender to get an advance on his paycheck at a predatory rate.

Afterward, he told reporters, “I talked to the President [Trump] today. I wish him well.”

Isn’t that against the terms set by the judge for Trump not to talk to con-conspirators?

Edit: The typo stays, since it fits.