I did not know any of this. Today I learned. I am a disgrace to my profession. I am a disgrace to my family. I am a disgrace to my species. I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes. I am a disgrace to all possible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes. I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe.

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Unserious dweebs like Daring Fireball are going to lose their FUCKING shit once Apple is brave enough to finally invent the world’s first folding phone. Who but Apple could even conceive of this, let alone have the actual audacity to pull it off?

Yinz is at least as efficient

This is a correct spelling. Not the only correct spelling, but one of them

The first thing I do after unpacking these kinds of things is throw all the shitty tools out

Oh definitely, I wasn’t trying to correct you or anything. Just having conversation

Those 11 lazy cores are actually working really hard at installing a new version of Notepad with Copilot and training it on every file on your PC

incompatible with SQL standards.

Wait… Wait a minute, is that Oracle’s entrance music‽

Agreed. Or piping random curl things into sh. Or downloading random exes on Windows etc

This is technically not Arch’s fault btw. I use Arch but don’t use AUR for this reason

Yes ma’am/sir/pronoun of choice

If you’re using the web, you’re being served by Linux. If you’re using a supercomputer, it’s running Linux. Etc, etc

Flash

Diabolical

It says “X11 disabled by default”, does that imply you can enable it again?

In any case I wish you the best

It’s explained in the linked blog post. The person who commissioned this thought it would be funny, and it is pretty funny

It could be good if it’s pickled nicely and seasoned well

Yes, you are an AI

In principal this sounds fun and rebellious, all of which I agree with, but in practice, no one has ever stopped you from doing egregious shit with the ingredients you purchase. If you care about cooking, in practice, it’s worthwhile investigating the concepts of world cuisines.

The last time I tried archinstall it 404’d on some Gnome component and the script just died. Probably user error on my part for even trying to try Gnome.

I did install Cachy recently and it’s been very smooth.

I’m sure they’ve resolved it by now though. Just thought the error handling could have been improved