Symptom of dementia?

They should have voted then, or if they did vote, vote a different way. America is going to get the government they deserve.

Edit: and those poor people, those people are the cost of others’ decisions. Oh well. Sucks to be American

Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.

Personally FF for the win

This is why I only read books from the library

Holy shit

A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?

What a lovely story about kitty

Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.

What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.

Woooosh! I, Loomi, wave my magic wand for you and there are no more men over 6 feet.

I have done this for you, but you, you are still you.

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

They forced settlers out of Gaza like 15 years ago as a peace measure. Fat good it did them

My last colonoscopy so like 2 years old.

Which begs the question, why haven’t you had your colonoscopy? You are too old to not have had one and jello in an acceptable color is on the okay foods list.

Also barf

Like did we believe in dinosaurs in the 1980s? Yes. Yes we did. Was our dinosaur theory up to today’s current science, no. But we knew dinosaurs existed.

Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….

So much hate

(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )

Same same

emoji became a thing because the Japanese wanted pictures aka kanji style representation of the ascii expressions. In any regards OG skin tone was average Japanese

Also the first gen iPhone emoji were a Japanese add on pack, iirc a keyboard addition. I had to install this add on on my iphone3g while I lived in Japan. Those emoji had average Japanese skin which white people just assumed was white. Only after those optional emoji got popular did apple make it standard, android copied, then people got worried about range of skin tone seeing as the Unicode was a global standard.

Historically the original emojis were ascii so the symbol had the color of text on the electronic device where typed

:-)

¯(ツ)/¯

:(

And so on