Aber: Lied – Liedchen

Und Magd war damals noch ein neutraler Ausdruck

Mein Chef hat neulich Signal als “WhatsApp für Arme” bezeichnet… als ob letzteres was kosten würde

I inserted a comma to make my meaning more clear, I hope. I’m not a native speaker so sorry if it was ambiguous

When I was young, I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I’m not young anymore.

Actually it’s older than people think. Shakespeare used it for stuff like “Every knight grabbed their sword”, and even for talking about a specific person it’s not a new phenomenon to use singular they if the gender doesn’t matter (so I was told in a linguistics sub over on r*ddit when I insisted it was new)

The only new thing is that people say, it’s their prefered pronoun.

The joke is that there actually is a book with that name arguing for a centralized planed economy. The argument goes that in capitalism, actually everything is planed too so why not switch to democratically planed instead

Weil da nur praktisch keine statt gar keine Nährstoffe drin sind?

Genau deshalb. Das könnte für D statt E reichen, aber anscheinend hat normaler Zucker auch D also 🤷‍♂️

Es gibt also doch noch vernünftige Menschen hier

Kreppel

Niemand sagt Fastnachtsküchle zu Kreppeln. Das ist eine Lüge um uns zu spalten

The People’s Republic of Walmart

In which part are you with OP? That UBI is a good thing or that rent isn’t and landlords are leeches?

Congratulations

Das zuckt ja gar nicht

Rohrzucker ist immer noch besser als anderee Zucker. Außerdem bezieht sich der score auf Produkte innerhalb der Produktgruppe, was meiner ersten Aussage widerspricht.

Totally relatable! As you already pointed out, it’s the “a day” part. I like listening to the radio but I talked to a former car radio tester who said that his car radio is never on and he enjoys the silence. It’s one thing to do stuff you like when you want to, maybe even binge, and another to have a schedule.

I started programming at school and when I studied computer science, another student asked me after the first semester what I’m going to program on vacation. I stared at them and said I have vacation. Now I programm full time and barely in my free time.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Plot twist: the one in the middle that looks like a guy is the size of a small dog