madjo

That’s awesome! I had never heard of it. going to see if I can incorporate it in my daily use

I’d start with going on a dinner date.

hair space?

No need to kinkshame that dude, if he wants to vore young men, then let him!

There’s an F150 driving around my area, the stupid sumbitch can’t park it anywhere, not even in front of his own garage, so he’s usually parked on the sidewalk. But at least he has compensated for his tiny self esteem I guess.

> sudo make guitar

*ends up in dependency hell*

Where the hell did I leave my shark repellent?

Dutch tech news site Tweakers.net kept saying that it was too hard… *head desk*

Ducking heck! 😄

Boohoo, Denuvo, cry me a fudging river!

I won’t be giving Sticker Mule any money. But you do you.

Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

“you can’t take the sky from me”

Which meant “it’s really really really good” at the time.

Time for the DSA and the DMA to be applied to reddit.

Parent: As if you’ll be able to afford one for me.

Say watt?! I hope she doesn’t blow a fuse either.

I’m afraid it’s too late now, you’re in such dire straits. Let go those tears for fears. We’d better go ask the talking heads for advice.

Oh no you’re already affected!

I’m taking this with a pinch of Salt And Peppa.

It’s also shocking, if you’re not careful with these powerful puns.