Can I have some?

Care to explain HOW there are so many murders in your retirement village?

Or open source projects…

I’m glad they do. This is going to generate so much work opportunities to undo their messes.

As an autistic person, that will be my take. I do not like people changing plans. I don’t care if they say the sea is “unsafe” and we should “run for the hills”. We said we were going to the beach, so we’re going or help me god just run me over with your car.

(Yes I’m always Gone With The Wind-level of overly dramatic, but my friends say it is entertaining.)

Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

Ugh! Warm beer!

Delicious anxiety juice.

Python sci devs sweating bullets looking at this.

Day cat aaaah fighter of the night cat aaaaah

Thanks, I’m always happy to check slightly obscure hardware :)

He tronned them all!

“It’s a great pity the exhaust port isn’t where a horse’s is”

Why tho

The Odyssey? Are you fucking kidding me?

Apple and mouses: the eternal struggle.

I still remember the apple hockey puck mouse. I mean, was there ever a good mouse?

I don’t understand why you would say this.

My experience when watching the Minecraft Movie was of shock and awe. It was a fantastic experience, probably the best I ever had in a movie theater. We cried and laughed together, chanted the same quotes as one, as if our awareness had fused, as if our thoughts and feelings acted as one: a single, beautiful entity that merges and encompasses everything, becoming part of a true collective. The only true path towards peace, a peace that will engulf us all, permanently, setting us free from any wrong choice, our distinctiveness becoming part of a whole. Why would you fight it? Why would you deny this fate to others? This is the only salvation.

Resistance is futile.

Can’t wait for the RLM take on this.

That’s what I meant. 🤷

… And then I bought DOS and Mommy convinced the IBM board to ONLY use my DOS.

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This AI gen illustrations are painful.