Iran Dictionary (updated)

Clinic: An establishment or room where women can endure repeated rape and beatings until they agree to wear a hijab.

Clear your mind. Simply “be” the screws. Do not aim for completion, for one is never complete. Also, it’s upside-down.

Wait, this is “mastermind” (based on the outcome) of the October terrorist attacks? “Sure, we can have a ceasefire. C’mere and let’s talk about it…”

I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.

Separate tickets, dudes.

Damn, I am stealing this. Too many good uses:

“She lives in a hopium den”

“Hopium addict”

“Hopium of the masses”

I don’t know - the arc shot with the zoom (when the three robots were on stage) looked much too smooth, and suspiciously computer-generated.

Why are so many doctors and nurses armed? Or is it the patients?

One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?

And if they say things like “God bless you”, I take it as a sign of respect

Very different from someone in the South saying “God bless your heart”, which means they think you’re being stupid.

Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.

Profits security.

OR, Ukraine could go all Kelly’s Heroes on them. “You know what’s behind you? All of RUSSIA. And all you have to do to get an equal share is turn that tank around…”

the carmaker keeps its costs low partly by owning the entire supply chain of its EV batteries, significant since a battery accounts for roughly 40% of an electric vehicle’s price.

And this impossible for other carmakers because… ?

And here poor Gregor came to the party with a window. Windows are so last month! Silly Gregor!

Have these guys made any demands? I’d love to know what they think they’re going to accomplish. Or are they just being pirates for the fun of it?

I really don’t want the Russians to win in Ukraine, but if they were to outfit all their troops with windows instead of bullets… just sayin’.

Or fire.

I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.

I’m sure responding to Kim in the appropriate manner could, conceivably, trigger a seismic event in the region which might harm our allies, eg Japan. Apologies in advance.