You can skip this disingenuousness. You know you are expected to tip the drivers . I don’t you; maybe you like being a jerk and screwing over low-paid employees, but don’t pretend that’s not what is happening.

No! You must blue!

It sounds like he was purposely being a jerk so he could screw the drivers out of their tips, and meanwhile Dominoes made way more profit off those 10 orders than it cost them to give him one free pizza.

I definitely judge people on grammar and spelling. If you can’t be bothered to learn your native language, then I can’t be bothered to decode your shitty writing.

And a grub appetizer

Should anyone?

I can

Isreal borders gaza on two sides. Why would they need to land troops?

Never get out of the boat!

Please end your process. You have ten milliseconds to comply.

You can take my gherkin from my cold dead hands.

Gurkthenon

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

At least she didn’t pull a boner.

Erection

Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

They’re big pants people.

120 options should be enough for anyone.