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I recommend grating cheese over your fries before warming them up!

Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.

Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!

I can’t see from this article whether “could cost” means there are lawsuits ongoing/pending, or just the author has speculated what the fine could be if there were a lawsuit?

Umbrella is for UnrealScript

Van is for VimScript

Water is for Webassembly

Xylophone is for Xod

Yacht is for YASS

Zulu is for Zig

Okay, I had to consult Wikipedia’s list of programming languages for some of those.

Jigsaw is for Java

King is for Kotlin

Lion is for LUA

Monkey is for …

Apple is for ADA

Ball is for BASH

Crab is for C

Dog is for D

Elephant is for Ecsmascript

Fox is for F#

Goat is for Go

House is for Haskell

Igloo is for

…okay I got stuck there.

News at Ten: Borrowed Data Escapes Outside of Associated Function

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https://xkcd.com/1425

Alt text: In the 60s, Marvin Minsky assigned a couple of undergrads to spend the summer programming a computer to use a camera to identify objects in a scene. He figured they’d have the problem solved by the end of the summer. Half a century later, we’re still working on it.

Edit: seems I’m the third person to comment this! :')

Pay per loaf of bread at the baker

… Microtransactions for hungry people

Cool! Thanks for sharing.

Nix-related job - do tell!

IIRC vi has been installed, or perhaps tinyvim, then I always go and install vim-gtk

She is, and she’s lovely.

For n00bs

Yeah Haskell is definitely not for nerds. Just too plain and simple.

GHC :: Your thoughts -> Our commands

I heard it’s to pay respect?