While a CVSS score of 9.9 indicates critical severity, it’s important to approach the situation with a balanced perspective.

The whole article sounds like somebody asked chatGPT to explain the tweet in more detail.

From different plants. Straw is from, I think, cereals (wheat, barley, etc) whereas hay is from grass(es?).

There was a Beatles song about the straw man logical fallacy, wasn’t there?

Straw Jude

Call your credit company and block the transaction.

Remind them that if they don’t, you have a hitman awaiting a victim.

how does one use the dark web?

I think Firefox has a toggle for it these days. Your Android phone can also turn it on automatically when the lights get low or after 7pm.

Like, getting a hitman for a friend? Or getting a hitman for a friend?

But then the victim isn’t included in the price and costs twice as much.

Nah, because when you write it it’s just C, but when you come back later to check your code it’s gotten bigger and more obfuscated.

Yes, but… IIRC dubious connections and motives. Cf the Audacity debacle

it’s a polite way of saying, “intelligence vs emacs”

Magic orbs already exist.

A steady hand, and a magnetised needle: and feel the data in your heart, as your hand trembles to the tape’s expression.

dd glass. Unbreakable for your bra, or for copying blocks of data. Or both.

“Stores data for billions of years!”

Have you tested it?

“Yes”

For how long?

“…”

WORN: Write Once Read Never.

Soon to be improved as,

WORLD: Write Once Read at Later Date.

It gets a bit harder to market if they’re not sure if they wrote successfully:

Write Hopefully Once Read Eventually

Hey I just came here from another thread. Can we send someone back in time to invent Pokémon before Nintendo then sue them?

Do you like checking out Earth subcultures but don’t want to be identified as an alien and sent to Rwanda? You need Nord VPN.

Clash of Cows: the ultimate 3D mobile game where you can pit your abductees against those of other, less-benevolelant races. Win battles to earn points and abduct new cows, and research newer and greater evolutions for your herd.

Office 365.25. Put your data in the cloud. Next to your spaceship.

Your Microsoft computer has been infected!!! Call our hotline immediately to fix the issue!!

Looking for hot singles near you? Tired of binary systems? Check out Sol.

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In this case, “it looks like we received it” sounds like typical AI choosing a response that sounds right with no attention to its meaning.

Found memories: and the memories are French.

A province in the Netherlands. Lots of sea there; translates “sea land”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland