Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

The fabled MegaSD card

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

SomeBODY

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

I literally haven’t seen a pop-up that I didn’t need to manually enable in years. Didn’t realize they were still an issue…

If it weighs like a duck, and floats like a duck, then it probably is a witch. Don’t let them trick you!

You can be vaporized by a witch anytime you want, no pondering required!

A main character, this is an ensemble cast. Just don’t let the red shirts know…

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.