Fuck, I missed the two best times to start

Eher ein Zug nach Zug

ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

Hm, du hast gute Argumente, vielleicht muss ich doch Mal damot beginnen

How the fuck was Uber supposed to help traffic? That’s the most American take on solving traffic issues I’ve read in a while.

Legally he’s old enough at 16 to be responsible, so they can’t go after the parents

Nicht, wenn du daran denkst nocannibalism zu sagen

Either you innovate or you pay that company $32M every summer forever

“Zum Zug” bedeutet fuer mich, dass man hingeht, aber nicht vor hat einzusteigen

“Sorry Brudi, muss Zug”

Der Rest ergibt sich implizit.

Das Problem mit der Digitalisierung kennt jeder, der schonmal ein deutsches Elektroauto gefahren ist.

*nee twttr

Ah, the Asperger’s Zone

So privacy first first and privacy last second, interesting combo

Begruesse es!

That said, if you inherited xmas/winter decorations that has fake snow on it, I’d recommend you get rid of that in a safe way.

Danke du

Autsch, kranke Brandwunde!

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

Sunwise, as it was based on the movement of the sun during day (in the Northern hemisphere). As watch faces were modelled after sundials, sunwise and clockwise describe the same direction.

Turnwise is a word invented by Pratchett for a book, but it’s clearly based on sunwise. He also used widdershins in his book, which is indeed the unmodified antonym to sunwise.