Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can’t handle the entire poop in one flush?

Be awkward by singing

Try Arch, BTW.

Yes

You’re welcome

No

Would you take her shopping for an engagement ring together or just pick one out and surprise her?

Hey 😺

Ripe for the picking!

Cat is chonk

No

No

The thought is nice but sometimes guests did things that created inconveniences. I’d prefer it if customers let us take care of it ourselves.

Please don’t put your straw wrapper or paper napkins in your drink cup. I can pour the ice/liquid into the drain but have to fish out the soggy paper bits.

What’s a waifu?

There is a tea from Japan called Sakura tea. It’s cherry blossom tea and sold seasonally. Very tasty 😋

Lately I’ve been drinking a black tea with blueberry flavor which is very nice.

Bigalow sells a black tea with vanilla and caramel flavor that I also enjoy.

It’s fun to try new flavors and decide whether you like them or not.

Does the cat love lettuce or plastic wrap?

I love naps too

Tajikistan sounds lame

I assume it was mango/coconut flavored candy.

No gay, and no crime make Homer something something