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  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzRoyal Fuckup
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    12 days ago

    Pretty sure my .22s have a larger bore, and I have a shitload.

    Funny story:

    Black dude runs up in the local redneck bar and starts waving a BB pistol around. “You’re money and your jewelry!”, kinda talk. People were like, whatever dude, that’s a BB gun. “I’m fucking serious!” One the guys playing pool walked up behind him and clocked him over the skull with the blunt end of a pool stick. Fin.






  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.devThe Job
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    1 month ago

    I know why they do this. The last guy’s core job was Ask Jeeves, but he was involved in and at least touched all those other technologies. HR looks at last guy’s resume, figures those are the skills needed, posts a mess.

    SOURCE: Been the last guy, seen my replacement posting.






  • I like her music when I hear it, but don’t seek it out. From what I gather she really speaks to women, they get her in ways I (male) would not relate to. She strikes me as moral and doesn’t have skeletons in the closet or any weird behavior one would expect from someone that rich and famous. As dad would have said, “That’s a stand-up woman!”

    She knows how to sell herself, which I find an admirable and difficult trait. I feel I’m 10x more confident than the people that post around here and she’s 100x more confident that I. And it’s not bullshit, unearned confidence a la Senior Musk.

    And who doesn’t love how she fucked the record companies over at their own game? Knowing her own worth changed the industry.

    Doesn’t hurt that she’s almost ethereally pretty. :)