I love using children to boost my social media

The other day i saw a sandwich that was made by “AI”. This shit is going to vbe everywhere.

What are these poor instagram users supposed to do? NOT using Instagram?? That’s insane

It’s funny how you can be too rich and too poor to pay taxes

If someone runs you over with their small pp truck, at least you look really cool under it.

There is some guy who lives somewhat close to me, with a big lifted truck. It’s super duper uncommon here. He has the matching stickers like: only gay cops pull me over and how much he enjoys destroying the planet and shit. Every time i see him i can only just point and laugh, because he can’t really park anywhere and you can always tell how he struggles with visability.

My sister doesn’t give her kids cola because of the sugar. It just has slightly more than bought orange juice and aplle juice and all that shit.

Being a nazi isn’t that risky anymore.

The funniest thing about his blizzard obsession and the fact that his dad is like a first generation blizzard employee is such a weird glex these days.

So, did you get to harass any women yourself, or did you get your dad watch doing it? Were you a high enough employee that they gave you the Bill Cosby room to rape someone?

This is such an unhinged thing to say, it had me rolling.

They can only one thing a year and this year it is video games.

I learned that i really like to co to concerts by myself, which is something i could’ve never imagined 10 years ago.

I know people who eat at McDonald’s like 5 or more times a week.

I once read an article about a football club who wanted to make pasta in their colours as merchandise. They weren’t allowed to, because one of the colours were blue and through some regulations, blue is not a “natural” colour that can be achieved with beets for red or spinach for green for example. I thought: oh interesting. And just a bit later i saw that cursed sonic curry that they sell in the us.

Seeing stars will be a thing that people only know from stories

They are rolling coal in the wasteland while civilised people live in the clouds, jetsons style

I feel bad for the chickens. But they probably live in a hellhole anyway, so maybe they at least get to take some humans with them.

I saw a huge uptick of women on dating apps being proud to ask chat gpt for advice. Not just a crazy thing to be proud off, but also a good sign that they are probably narcissists who just like the affirmation

Companies have invented batteries with insane capacities and charging times for the past 20+ years and then nothing comes of it.

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