She’s not age appropriate. How’s her mom doing?

He can’t take it on the chin.

Yeah… I don’t care. I watch a movie and accept it for what it is. If I’m entertained for a few hours, great. If not, meh. I don’t need critical opinion.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Considering that American’s use apostrophe’s against even the proper American English form…

They can probably just use the idiot part.

Or air lock.

Nein

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.