you write well

Yep. It’s not too easy to find usb-c shavers yet though :/

Run away from any OCD-like compulsions early, if that could be the case. please

I agree with this. And with the OP. And I haven’t even read their whole post, making this even more legit in a way. Post!

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there’s a a south park episode in there somewhere

Librera on Android, with reading mode on and at night Red Moon as well. Very convenient.