Regardless of where it happened, it’s still an apt metaphor for America

Also not true. Their own manual states not all models have manual overrides

Break a leg!

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

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It’s not a decision to obey. It’s just a boring skit they put on once in a while. I feel like the kids’ Model UN has more actual impact on society than the UN and its toothless performative bullshit

It’s obvious why OP is ashamed. But why aren’t you? Proud of your nation’s quiet support of a genocide?

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It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.

Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

I see “Jack Black” and know enough to save my money. Dude is poison. Seems like a nice guy, but has the comedy stylings of a low rent party clown.

I’d guess the Toyota one is just coincidental.

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!

This is all a red herring. Our SUV’s, stupid as they may be, are statistically barely relevant compared to effects of corporate greed and pollution on the rest of us. Point the blame where it belongs: at the ruling class for having the knowledge and means to have avoided all of this, but chose not to.

Just a child sex enthusiast, I guess?

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Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.