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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

In Donald’s day they didn’t have 24. All they had was 12 and they liked it.

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Netanyahi should disband himself

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?