I’m of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

Please get fucking vaccinated

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

I hate the anti-pattern of “Not Now”. How about “No”?

Search was solved in 1998.

How’s about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?

Maybe it’s because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon

Wait until you see what Misty says about her Pokemon

It’s a gender reveal

Their job now is to serve governments surveillance data.

Their job now is to serve governments surveillance data.

Wouldn’t this be a great opportunity to flood that hashtag with content that talks about project 2025? Or the Epstein list?

I’m not the gambling type.