Firefox Relay has phone masks. I don’t know if they actually work though. I never had a need to try them.

https://relay.firefox.com/

Anyone have a link to the image that isn’t hosted on Imgur? Maybe using catbox.moe? Imgur blocks my VPN.

Jokes on you! I use a Firefox extension that spoofs my browser profile. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/chameleon-ext/

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

The only thing I remember about Neuralink is that Elon reportedly fathered twins with one of the executives.

https://techcrunch.com/2022/07/06/things-get-messy-for-elon-musk-with-report-about-new-twins-he-shares-with-neuralink-exec/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/07/tech/elon-musk-twins-shivon-zilis-neuralink/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/07/07/elon-musk-confirms-twins-with-neuralink-exec-shivon-zilis/

https://nypost.com/2022/08/26/elon-musk-and-shivon-zilis-conceived-twins-through-ivf-report/

Use Bypass Paywalls Clean to get past most news site paywalls.

Bypass Paywalls Clean for Firefox: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-firefox-clean

Bypass Paywalls Clean for Chrome: https://gitlab.com/magnolia1234/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean

Personally, I use Firefox and setup a new profile specifically for this extension and use Multi-Account Containers for each news site and uBlock Origin, too.

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/profile-manager-create-remove-switch-firefox-profiles

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/