I went to a Republican campaign launch, state level candidates were there to put some sound bites on local TV and get the volunteers hyped. The free lunch was pretty good.

Merrell hiking boots.

Yes, there is absolutely credit for trying. They both survived all those sequels. Right?

Hell yarrrr

Danke,mein pirate freund

Cheers, that’s what I needed to hear. Anyone need a fresh 8-day Ontario fishing license? I’m out $45 CAD!

This is what I needed today. I got FOMO over having to miss a fishing trip, but at least I’m not Denethor.

That’s the guffaw I needed. Simplest meme is best meme.

Progress, not perfection, amiright?

Yea!! This is better than anything! 🫖

Squat slightly to pick things up, rather than bend at the waist. Four years of developing the habit.

I understand that your patio and your property are important to you. I understand what you want. Regardless of what kind of soil you have, salting it will not get you what you want. It will not solve the problem. It will only create more problems for you. I’m sorry that lawyers couldn’t help. If your place is unincorporated, you won’t have code enforcement. Have you appealed to your HOA for help? You pay fees, they’re supposed to help you. That’s another box to check to show that you’re the good guy.

I’m on your side, ok? Your neighbor sounds like a PITA nuisance. Give me a second here, I’ll show you one way to cover yourself. Salt is not likely to kill the tree, the roots will still be there, even if the upper parts were dead, might take years for upper parts to die in any case. Salt WILL fuck up your soil, if it’s sandy soil,the salt could spread a long way beyond your intention and fuck up your groundwater. Enough salt to kill one thing will kill everything, grass, flowers on your side, maybe for years. Contact code enforcement for your city first. Contact a lawyer and ask about your options, a quick consultation doesn’t cost much, you don’t have to retain him. THAT WAY, you look like the reasonable but understandably frustrated GOOD NEIGHBOR to everyone else. Get other people on your side, first.

Second that.

Cliffy didn’t hallucinate as much.

Bagels are a whole different set of data than bread. New bread toasts much more slowly than old bread.

It only needs one string of conditions that it can understand: don’t catch on fire. Turn yourself off IF smoke.

I’m sorry. Hope you find a better job, on the inevitable downswing of the hype, when someone realizes that a prompt can’t replace a person in customer service. Customers will invest more time, i.e., even wait in a purposely engineered holding music hell, to have a real person listen to them.

Plus, it’s way too cold at her vast and empty warehouse hot desk, because she’s wearing at least two sweaters. Please let this lady have a cubicle of her own with a little space heater.

This is the visionary we need. Take my venture capital millions on a magic carpet ride, time traveler!