Pepe is love language.

Plastic in my lungs, plastic in my balls, plastic in my brain. I’m Barbie, without the dream house.

It’d likely be quite painless in your case, then.

Aurora store logged in anonymously works for me, for the couple apps I have no other choice on.

Pixel 5a 5G was the last Pixel that had an audio jack. I held onto mine forever, until Graphene stopped support for the model.

I upgraded to the 7a, and then bit the bullet and bought a separate DAP for music.

The biggest adjustment to using Graphene is often just having to finding open-source app solutions that don’t require Google Play, assuming you don’t want to run the sandbox. I found the process cathartic, personally.

The engineers didn’t account for the toilet water spinning around the opposite way.

I make a lot of eye contact.

W

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“Wham, bam, feed me ham!”

Not really, I file it in the same category as karma. It’s a magical sentiment people wrap around cause and effect, usually to justify or pander to their own prejudices.

ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE BRBRBRBRBRBRBEBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

I think it’s pretty common when you reach a certain age to want to go back to a more nostalgic time for you personally. There’s a certain level of bias and rose tinted glasses to it, no doubt.

For instance, I myself would kill for it to be 1992 again.

This is a very surface level observation. For your father there might be more nuance to the sentiment.

I had a lot of fun with this one.

Every night.

It’s more exciting that it isnt.

“MY TEAM WON”

In short, brain dead hooligan mentality.

Getting these vibes

I’ve never received an invitation.

I got into it with friends last weekend when they were talking about Black Adam. I told them it’s 2025, they should just be calling him Adam.

In other news: Chetana has had her name changed to Cortana

…tall