Zork

Israel having a normal one

My great grandfather’s black leather Stetson flat cap. Wearing it now, in fact.

No way he’d ever do such a thing. I know a guy who said they saw him at a party in Pittsburgh at the time of the shooting.

I was banned for “showing extreme indifference” when that really funny thing happened to the health care CEO

Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake

This week’s Behind the Bastards about Jim Caviezel is hilarious.

Not with that attitude

You boys aren’t nerds, are you?

Because this isn’t the nerd taxi.

Standing in the middle of a fully stocked supermarket saying, “well, I guess this is it. We have no choice but to kill and eat each other.”

Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.

In the time I’ve been waiting for Skywind to release, I:

Met my future wife

Started grad school

Got engaged

Finished my Masters’

Got married

Bought a condo

Published two textbooks

Started a doctorate

Became a dad

Sold a condo

Bought a house

Finished my PhD

Got tenure

Started sending my kid to preschool

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

I feel bullied by this question

I have a feeling you would absolutely love “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson.

Immediately after the tuna salad sandwich. Heck, treat yourself to a big glass of milk with those cookies, too.

Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes