Flying Squid to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months agoMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down113cross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
arrow-up1999arrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months agomessage-square74fedilinkcross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
minus-square@Steeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish185•9 months agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-square@orclev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish64•9 months agoHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•9 months agoPerhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
minus-squareDyskoloslinkfedilinkEnglish11•9 months agoMe? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: “my son is a human. Signed, Mom” There. QED.
minus-square@PinkPanther@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish6•9 months agoWHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
minus-square@nomecks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish32•9 months agoIs anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
minus-square新星 [they/them/🏳️⚧️]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-square@Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•9 months agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-square@Daft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•9 months agoWell don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
minus-square@wiki_me@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-29 months agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareMargot RobbielinkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
minus-square@Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish4•9 months agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-square@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish3•9 months agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
“my son is a human. Signed, Mom”
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
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