• theodewere
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    438 months ago

    Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland… you need to consider this a little… with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably… and you get gators as a bonus… that continent hasn’t seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years… the kids will be excited, i guarantee it…

    • @turddle@lemmy.world
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      198 months ago

      AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

      Take it. Come on. Please.

      • theodewere
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        28 months ago

        you’ll have to keep the Dutch out completely… setup check points around the Alps so none get through with shovels…