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    DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

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      maybe a flamethrower

      For the swift shave…

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        Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          The what now?

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            Search “flame clipping udders”

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        Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

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    Bidet? or Bidon’t?

  • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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    It’s a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

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    For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

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    A pressure washer would be more effective.

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      Yeah, I hate it when I’m done with my bidet and I still have my skin

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      deleted by creator

  • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
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    Hello, mod here! Please change your title to “hmmm”. Thank you. 🧐

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      puts on mod hat Ahh yes that’s an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

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    The design is very human.

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    Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

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      You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        Cool!

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      Wtf

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    Adapt Overcome Improvise

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    Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

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    Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.

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    Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.

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