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minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·6 days agoGabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it. God: I put my dick in it! Joseph: Who put his dick in it? Mary: Don’t worry about it.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoGod: Go tell Joseph I did it. Gabriel: Yeah… It was God. Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then. Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it. Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoThen all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.
Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.
God: I put my dick in it!
Joseph: Who put his dick in it?
Mary: Don’t worry about it.
God: Go tell Joseph I did it.
Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.
Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.
Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.
Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.
Then all the popes throughout history definitely put their dicks in anything and everything.