If I ever held power in the US; my first act would be to tax all religious institutions. My second act would be to fund social programs with their money.
“Were not crazy, you are! We just imagine cannibalism as we drink wine and eat crackers that are supposed to be Jesus Meals™ and we believe in an invisible man that knows everything but relies on your actions and punishes you for eternity for stupid shit. Now either eat your Jesus Meal™ or get in the damn police car, you godless heathen!”
One of my favorites is how we’re all made in His image, but if you go to his mansion at the Vatican, he’s so disgusted by Women’s exposed arms (and thus his own), he has his servants to make them buy Vatican flags to cover up with.
I do solemnly swear that if separation of Church and State is abolished I will begin abolishing everything in my sight.
I’m so sick of watching these fucks flirt around with fascism and theocracy. Its getting worse by the minute, they are brazen.
If I ever held power in the US; my first act would be to tax all religious institutions. My second act would be to fund social programs with their money.
Come on – at least in Christian Fascist USA we’ll get free blood/wine on Sundays!
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“Were not crazy, you are! We just imagine cannibalism as we drink wine and eat crackers that are supposed to be Jesus Meals™ and we believe in an invisible man that knows everything but relies on your actions and punishes you for eternity for stupid shit. Now either eat your Jesus Meal™ or get in the damn police car, you godless heathen!”
One of my favorites is how we’re all made in His image, but if you go to his mansion at the Vatican, he’s so disgusted by Women’s exposed arms (and thus his own), he has his servants to make them buy Vatican flags to cover up with.
“Your body is a temple; a nasty, rotten, sexy, disease-riddled temple that needs to be hidden and condemned.”
He needs to take a look in the Mirror.
To be clear, I made up that quote. It was intended to be satirical.