A coworker asks what you’re bringing to the potluck. What’s the worst response?
“Your mom”
Surströmming
I actually kinda want to try some and see if it’s really as bad as depicted in all of those youtube videos. If not try then at least get near a can and experience the stench.
I’m sure it’s really bad, and that piques my interest. as I do pretty well with other foods people consider awful, like Durian.
I’m bringing the Twinkie weiner sandwiches.
that’s disgusting
I’ll take six of them
Butter. Plain.
Unsalted? You monster!
Is this the correct setting to make a “your mum” joke at work?
yeah run it down my dude
Me: Condoms.
Coworker: You don’t need condoms at a potluck?
Me: Wow! You guys are freaks! (Then walk away & refuse to elaborate)
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Liver, Fava Beans and Chianti
“You’re not a friend, you’re a coworker. Why would I ever do something with you outside of work?”
Direct eye contact the whole time
Jell-O Salad. Like the carrots, peas, corn and broccoli in jello, slathered in mayonnaise dish.
Aspic
Dude, I don’t think you can say that.
‘a historical 80s dish’
40’s/50’s thing. Easy to make boxed gelatin had basically just come out and people went a little crazy with it.
Oooh yeah you are right
A lot of us 80s kids got served this stuff by our parents or grandparents who were still under the misapprehension that it was okay to do that.
Any gelatine dish recipe from the 40s and 50s.
Olive and ham aspic
Fish, I want it to be fresh so I’ll just microwave it here at the office right before lunch.
Same answer but for porkchops
Same answer but for eggs
I’m no longer allowed to setup “Chili Mystery Mayhem” for work after the incident.
And if I do bring chili, it has to be one of my “ultra-mild” varieties.
I need more details on this incident lol, although I can imagine. Side note, I want some of that chilli!!
it
was
YOU
Fresh Durian
Durian smoothies.
These are good in a weird way, at least for a bit until I get sick of the taste
