• MarigoldPuppyFlavors@lemmy.world
    43·
    1 year ago

    Don’t forget the shirts. “I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!”

    • neptune@dmv.socialEnglish
      121·
      1 year ago

      Can’t leave the beach without a coffee mug shaped like mammary glands

      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
        1·
        1 year ago

        Don’t forget the ash tray with the pot leaf shaped Jamaican flag (nevermind you’re nowhere near Jamaica, or legal cannabis for that matter)

    • matchphoenix@feddit.ukEnglish
      9·
      1 year ago

      I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!

      I think this is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read on Lemmy