Don’t forget the shirts. “I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!”
Can’t leave the beach without a coffee mug shaped like mammary glands
Don’t forget the ash tray with the pot leaf shaped Jamaican flag (nevermind you’re nowhere near Jamaica, or legal cannabis for that matter)
I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!
I think this is my favorite sentence I’ve ever read on Lemmy
Man, I’d wear that shirt.
Dirty Dick’s has great merch actually lmao. Got a couple of shirts and mugs for my folks when were in Nag’s Head.
Lol yeah they do.
How TF is this so accurate?
Not true - where are the guns then!? Not to mention donuts… :-P
Edit: found them: https://media.tenor.com/0zEhnQBJoHkAAAAM/america-art.gif (the donuts 🍩 here have all been replaced by moar guns 🔫)
Donut crab burgers with shavings from an AR-15 as a garnish 🤌
And the food at both is divine. Usually.
staring at a Biscuit Bitch rn
Can confirm. Live near Big Dicks Halfway-Inn
Near me is a dive bar on the river called Kuchie’s on the Water and it’s home to some of the most disgusting “food” you’ve ever seen.
