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nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub to pics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

My Wife's Eye

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My Wife's Eye

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nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub to pics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    Look at this one, “I have a wife,” oooOOOOooo

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      She hates me so it kinda evens out.

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    I too choose this person’s wife’s eye

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      You can have it…I’ll mail it to you. What’s your address?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Can I have the other one?

    • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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      Dangit, you beat me to it!

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    Ooh, free biometrics!

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      Enjoy! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

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        I knew a girl in high school who would say “Don’t do anything I would do.”

        • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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          It’s important to be honest about yourself lmao.

  • Nino477@lemmy.world
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    Big sister is watching you

    • edric@lemm.ee
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      Enormous sibling is viewing you.

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        Someone has a fancy AI thesaurus

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      She stares at me when I sleep…

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I think I know where this is going…

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    You may want to give her the Voight-Kampff test, to be on the safe side…

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      Nahhh, sleeping with a replicant is like my biggest dream…

      • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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        What if it turns out she is a Cylon instead?

  • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If you don’t mind me asking, how did you take it? I’ve tried taking similar photos a few times, but I’m getting too many reflections, even with a polarising filter.

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      This was taken with an iPhone 16 Pro Max using the default camera, and edited with the default photos app. The macro mode on this phone is impressive.

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        Oh, wow! I’m genuinely impressed by that. I’ve been trying to do it with a ‘proper’ camera and failing miserably.

        I’m just going to sit here and be jealous for a while 😆

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          You’ll need a dedicated macro lens to achieve true macros. This isn’t a true macro, but the fusion camera on the new iPhones is a great tool. I am pleased with the results I’ve been seeing from it.

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      I’d love to see a second photo showing how this photo was taken. I bet it was a bit awkward.

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    Eyes are such alien structures… I can only look at them close-up for a moment before it gets too creepy. I mean, holy shit, this thing sees.

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      They’re so strange! Like, what’s all that going on in there?

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        Mostly jelly

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    I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?

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      We tried without success. Face ID requires more than just a retina to unlock.

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    Thanks - stealing your wife’s Bitcoin wallet now

    • nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pubOP
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      Jokes on you she only has Doge in there.

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    I remember trying to take a similar picture of my own eye with an DSLR and learning that this close the depth of field was so narrow that if I focus on the surface of the eyeball, the iris would be out of focus. Never before that had I really thought about the fact that there’s depth to it. This is really impressive for an iPhone shot.

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      You really need a dedicated macro lens for this type of shot with a DSLR or mirrorless camera. My phones camera lens was nearly touching her eye and made getting the perfect shot difficult.

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    Be careful because Sam altman might steal it for his worldcoin bs

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    That’s one fine cornea

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    She got them limbal rings.

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    Dudes, she is afraid

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