Condolences

-gate is the suffix applied to scandals.

-a-Lago is the suffix for stupid scandals.

The Nazi salute isn’t Elongate, it’s MuskOff-a-Lago.

These depressing news ruined my day.

I’d modify it a bit:

"Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "

Truly a tragedy for humanity

My thoughts are with his family. How tragic

Thoughts and prayers to people who speak with him every day.

The Jimmy Carter account needs a new target, right?

Sympathy cards might become the “rule” for our election days here in the States.