• DauntingFlamingo@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and let it burn.

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      1 year ago

      You don’t need to be on anyone’s side, just watch the fight and hope for some good hits and lost teeth.

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      1 year ago

      Somehow I find MTG more palatable than Boobert. Only in that I want her to be the victor in the celebrity deathmatch.

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        Bobert is way better looking, so at least you have something to look at while you try to tune her out. With MTG I have to close my eyes too. MTG is a multi sensory assault. She looks like she probably smells bad too.

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          It’s like choosing between constipation and diarrhea. Boob seems very full of herself and I won’t be surprised if she suicides once finally booted from office. MTG is just a geyser of absurdity and likely far smarter than her act suggests. Both are unpleasant, but I’d take the diarrhea with the hope that it can’t possibly last forever.

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      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Marge would kill her in a real fight. She’s built like a fucking silver back gorilla.

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        1 year ago

        Didn’t Marge have an affair with her workout trainer? If that’s true we know for a fact she works out. Boob looks like if she works out at all, it’s purely cardio