• Kalkaline
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    710 months ago

    I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.

    • Apathy Tree
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      29 months ago

      As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.

      Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.

      And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.

    • HofmaimaierOP
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      410 months ago

      Since he got pregnant by that woman, oh man, I think the toilet seat is like the uncle or something, he is not the same.

  • UnfortunateShort
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    410 months ago

    “The patient died due to complications.”

    “What complications?”

    “Work-sleep balance.”

  • Davel23
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    310 months ago

    Last couple of times I was in the hospital overnight I asked for a set of earplugs. Best decision I ever made.