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I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?
Sorry I’m blind I can’t see your response
Does the tape measure have a flaired base?
Yes
Approximately negative three feet.
Wait, why do I have three feet hanging out of my ass?
I’ll get the scissors
Nope. Too tight
May I have a glance ?
Yes but remember any measurement requires an initial reference point.
This is true
