My cat’s breeds are whatever breed of cat you find in dumpsters and car engines 🙃
Standard American Shorthair.
Bonus points if it’s a foundling or feral you just fed until it adopted you.
a foundling
The shapeshifters from DS9?
I was thinking Mandalorian
Damn, FromSoft skipped right over DS 4-8 to go straight for DS9. How is it?
“what breed is your cat?”
“he’s a stupid asshole is what he is, i love him”
The single brain cell variety.
In my experience it’s the orange and white ones you need to watch out for. Orange ones seem to be dumb but dopey, white cats are full of evil chaos but orange and white ones seem to get the chaos part and the dumb part. Just pure undirected non-stop dumb energy lol.
My White Calico wanted to be the lapthing of a Bond villain. I did the best I could.
Do you often rotate on a swivel chair? That might fulfill her desires.
Mostly she sat in my lap and directed me, but yes chair rotation was involved.
My current kitty is a void who isn’t into laps but hanging nearby. He has his own stool in the kitchen by which he observes food prep.
Sounds awesome, you have your own little shadow hanging around!
Wheatley Portal 2 :3
I am no dog owner but who the hell would think thats a husky
You’d be surprised how many people call all wolf-ish primitive breeds ‘huskies’. Everyone in my neighbourhood thinks my dog (profile pic) is a Siberian husky, though it’s more understandable since she’s a related Siberian breed.
I’ve had someone ask me if my corgi was a husky before. Um. No??
How much drugs and/or alcohol were involved?
A wojak with a troll mask, it seems
No way did you put shlatt there
No shlucking way
Why would a cat’s servant care about the breed?
To know how best to address their majesty
Peasants don’t need to know the name of the reigning dynasty they only need to know who’s in charge.
The only breeds people mention are ones that are notoriously annoying. Persian, Siamese, Sphinx.
Everything else is based on appearance… tabby, calico, mackerel, “maine coon” (which is often used to describe cats that *aren’t* maine coon)
Persians are well known for being one of the more friendly breeds. I can’t confirm because my family doesn’t believe in getting pure breeds
Maine Coons are super cute though. Just saying.
You forgot tortoiseshell, which is both famously prissy and named after a pattern
Hey my cat has a genetic mutation that makes him cold all the time in our canadian climate
Cool, lets breed more of them!
Tortoiseshells are known for having “tortitude” but aren’t really their own breed, its really just a description of their coat
“American short-hair” covers a surprisingly large number of “breeds” that people think are out there.
Dog breeds are also just appearance tbf
@irmoz Not really, they’re also temperament *and* biological conditions – like, in many cases, detrimental susceptibility to things like cancer, cataracts, or bone disease. See: Golden retriever
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What breed is that? Garfield
its the orange shlatt-cat (also known as: the shlat)
Nebelungs doe.
Wagner?
