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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

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      My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

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        NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

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        I bet they would if you called it that

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        That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been shilling on tv 15 years ago.

        HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

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          But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!

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        Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

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      Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

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        People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

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        So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?

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        Don’t forget we don’t have a limited amount of days were allowed to be sick either.

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        So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

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        Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

        I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

        15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

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        My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

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          At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it

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            Even if I were it wouldn’t apply in this case. Having a society with programs like this in place helps everyone even indirectly. I am fine with greed as long as it goes beyond basic right in front of you.

            We all benefit from a better world. Sure some more than others but all at least some.

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      We don’t have 2 months vacation…

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        Or hyperbole, apparently :(

        Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

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      reeeeeee you hate America!!!

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      Begone!

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