ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoBlueberry milkshakesi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down114
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minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44arrow-down16·1 year agoReal talk I’m fine with hurting crabs for our own means. Straight up.
minus-squareCashewNut 🏴@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·1 year agoOn god, no cap frfr str8 bussin.
minus-squaredingleberry@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down3·1 year agoWhoa! That’s some Human Supremacist talk there.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·1 year agoHell yeah. Whole point is to get the species off the rock, then out of the meat suit
minus-squareHalosheep@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoPretty sure I played a horror game with that concept once… SOMA?
minus-squareledtasso@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoI personally would like to become a conscious cloud of gas.
minus-squaresnek_boi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoOr mammal supremacist. Or vertebrate supremacist. There are options
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 year agoThey’re chelicerates though, not crustaceans. But then again, apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway
minus-squareArthur Besse@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
minus-squareResistentialism@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoAnd for those who can’t be arsed reading. Here’s a great video Crabs
minus-squareKühe sind toll@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago everything evolves into crabs anyway Does that mean I can become a crab too?
minus-squareGabu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGet to walking sideways and eating mud, friend!
minus-squareluves2spooge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year ago*CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. *
minus-squareIDontHavePantsOn@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·edit-21 year agoI’m fine with hurting all wildlife. Edit: if you realized this was satire, then congrats! If you didn’t, then congrats!
Real talk I’m fine with hurting crabs for our own means. Straight up.
On god, no cap frfr str8 bussin.
Whoa! That’s some Human Supremacist talk there.
Hell yeah. Whole point is to get the species off the rock, then out of the meat suit
Pretty sure I played a horror game with that concept once… SOMA?
I personally would like to become a conscious cloud of gas.
Or mammal supremacist. Or vertebrate supremacist. There are options
They’re chelicerates though, not crustaceans. But then again, apparently everything evolves into crabs anyway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
And for those who can’t be arsed reading. Here’s a great video Crabs
Does that mean I can become a crab too?
Get to walking sideways and eating mud, friend!
*CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. *
I’m fine with hurting all wildlife.
Edit: if you realized this was satire, then congrats! If you didn’t, then congrats!