Me: Aw you poor dog come here.
Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.
Badger: Oh shit forreal?
Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.
Wait, those aren’t earthworms…
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I think I might have a stroke. I can hear images.
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🐍🐍 🐍❗ 🐍❗ 🐍Need one more exclamation point (❗) at the beginning of the Snake line, but, yeah. That’s the whole song right there.
visible confusion
-Badger
“Cold, hungry, not real friendly. Need nails clipping”
That’s me
I know this is a joke and all, but I’m really doubting it’d be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails
We need to stop breeding these purebred dogs. This is the result.
I know he’s not but he looks really cuddly.
Blue healer got me laughing. Pretty close!
What’s a blue heeler?
Dog breed with similar coloring.
It’s a dog with magical healing powers
He looks very polite.
Good wild boi.
What is that??? Wolverine?
That’s a badger.
Wow, the caniform suborder includes dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, badgers, minks, ferrets, and seals sealions and walruses! 😮🐻😍🐶🐕
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It looks like a Badger
Mushroom Mushroom!
Snaaaaake! Snaaaaaaake!
No, this is a Badger.
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Mushroom, MUSHROOM!
Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.
At first I thought it was a honey badger…
A regular badger is bad enough!
Bluey’s really fun uncle