• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Omg, they’re all dead.

    Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?

    Holly : They’re dead, Dave.

    Lister : Who is?

    Holly : Everybody, Dave.

    Lister : What, Roger Moore?

    Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

    Lister : What, Mary Tyler Moore?

    Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

    Lister : What, Ed Asner?

    Holly : They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.

    Lister : Ted Knight isn’t, is he?

    Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.

    Lister : Not Betty White?

    Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Betty White, everybody, everybody’s dead, Dave!