Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

morbidly sexy

Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

What do you grow?

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

I’ve heard this.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

We weren’t going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I’m comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.