Sometimes on Lemmy these seem like the only jobs that actually exist, but I’m sure there’s a lot of people here with different and unusual lines of work.

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    Solar installer, I put solar panels on things and get them working. Recently my company got a reputation for competence with floating solar arrays so we’ve been traveling to build and fix them all over the country. Electricity and water is a fun combo.

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    I don’t really have a title, but I work in a factory.

    Go to college kids. Fuck the expense, you still get many more opportunities that a factory scumbag like myself does not. If you don’t know what you want or what you’re capable of, who cares. Go anyway for anything and you’ll meet people who you can network with and you’ll be exposed to classes and topics you might not ever have considered. I’m the only scumbag failure in my friend group who didn’t go to college and I’m the only loser working in a literal sweat shop while they all work from home with very nice salaries and wives/husbands they met at college. I’m still single.

    Go to college.

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      Go to college for something that you can get a good job in. I have an associates and my friend has a masters. I make more than she does, and always have in our respective carriers.

      Just saying “fuck the expense” is the reason she got her batchelors in art sculpting, and had to get a masters in something more practical.

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      Not to argue too heavily with your valid life experience, but I was one of the few in my friend group who did not go to college, yet I am doing somewhat what I want to do (tech related) while my friends do nothing related to their degree and make less :/

      It’s not a surefire way to get a better job unfortunately.

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      I’m of th opinion people like you should make more money and upper management should make less. No point in hiring management if no one works your factory. Manufacturing is some of the most important work there is

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    I put $1000 in bitcoin in 2012

    Then i wake up from my dream and calibrate temperature sensors on medical refrigerators

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    Wastewater-based epidemiology. Basically we track infectious diseases in wastewater, and the results guide public health decisions.

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      As someone who is doing disaster response consulting for healthcare and public health: I fucking love you guys. You make my job sooo much easier.

      Seriously.

      The surveillance you folks do is pretty much indisputable and far more incorruptible compared to everything else we do, in healthcare especially.

      Very often you are my “discussion ending gun” when decision makers endlessly want me to prove their (flawed) point of view. A “nope, here are validated wastewater based numbers, you are wrong” is extremely satisfying sometimes.

      Thanks folks!

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        Love to hear it! 2 years ago I had no idea that I’d be working with wastewater but here I am now!

        Anyone out here reading this, write to your senator about increasing funding to public health!

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            Great question! For the US, you will need a degree in Molecular Biology/Microbiology or a Medical (Laboratory) Technologist. You’ll then either need to live near the city where one of the few private companies that do wastewater testing ar e(my case), or live near a public health lab that does ww. Pretty much all state public health labs do it, but city/county level varies immensely. For the government route, look at APHL or NACCHO to find information on your local public health labs. There are a few universities that also do ww testing, for example I know University of Illinois, University of Missouri and Michigan State are all doing a bunch of wastewater work.

            Feel free to DM me if you want more information.

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      Nice! I’m a trim carpenter and I work in historic preservation. I’m a project manager now but I worked my way up from laborer.

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    I do cosplay erotica for a living. I make awesome costumes, I take them off, and just post to Patreon. I suppose it’s kindof retail, as I’m giving the photos to people, as a reward for subscribing, but I set my own schedule and choose what goes out. The freedom is incredible

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      First, good on you. As a corpo wage slave who would not be good at either dressing up or removing said dressing, color me envious.

      Second, any particular fandom pay the bills better than others?

      Now that I’m asking I realize I probably don’t actually want to know.

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        I specialize in powerful/domme energy characters, because unless you look like a little girl, you don’t make money off the sweet/girl next door characters.

        My most popular are Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil), Cammy (StreetFighter), Mad Moxxi (Borderlands), so video games, win!

        Oh, and Velma… my most subscribers ever were for that set, but I shot with a porn star and it was my first girl on girl set. 😅